Newest jokes

Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.

Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!

I married Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

Whats the square root of 69?
→ EIGHT something

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
→ Mistle toe, of course!