Newest jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the road?
→ He was attached to Dennis Rodman's head!

What do you call a gay Jewish person?
→ A He-Blew!

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
→ You only have to teach them to take off!

What's the difference between a faggot and a queer?
→ A faggot won't go downtown with you to beat up queers!

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Just one ... but the lightbulb has to REALLY want to change!

A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?

She thought and answered..:

- is it on or off?

What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement?
→ A whine cellar

What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
→ Shut the door, I'm dressing!

How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears?
→ He answered the stapler (hello? OUCH)

Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. The other man frantically screamed, "Roger!", and was relieved to hear a faint reply.

- Okay Rodge - shouted Barry.

- I'm gonna throw a rope down to you, so wrap it 'round one of your legs and..

but before he could finish, he heard Roger call:

- But both my legs are broke.

Barry suggested his arms, to which the reply was:

- They're broken too!

So finally, Roger held on with his mouth. Barry struggled to pull up the rope, and when he was nearly there, Barry said:

- You right there mate?

to which Rodger replied:

- YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS........