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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"

How do you spell elephant?
→ E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t

- That's not how the dictionary spells it

- You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!

Spell mousetrap with three letters.
→ C-A-T

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?
→ NME (enemy).

Can you spell jealousy with two letters?
→ NV (envy).

Spell extra wise in two letters.
→ YY (2 y's)

How can you spell too much with two letters?
→ XS (excess).

Spell Indian tent with two letters.
→ TP.

Spell electricity with three letters.
→ NRG (energy).

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?
→ U and I.