Two Gifts

When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles left over. He came to Adam & Eve & said:

- I have two things left. One is the gift to piss while standing up.

Adam got very excited:

- Oh, that would be so great, I would really like that. If I'm out in the fields, I can just go right there.

So Eve smiled & said:

- Okay, it sounds like he really wants that.

As Adam tried out his new gift, he asked out of curiousity:

- What was the other gift?

- Oh - God said, looking:

- Multiple orgasms.