Laziness

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.

- I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you - he announced.

- Will the laziest man please put his hand up.

Nine hands went up.

- Why didn't you put your hand up? - he asked the tenth man.

- Too much trouble - came the reply.