Golf Or Public Bathroom

Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:

• Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
• Form a loose grip.
• Keep your head down.
• Avoid a quick backswing.
• Stay out of the water.
• Try not to hit anyone.
• If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
• Don't stand directly in front of others.
• Quiet please!... while others are preparing to go.
• Don't take extra strokes.