Pinocchio's Girlfriend

Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions.

- Every time we make love - she said:

- I get splinters!

So he went back to his maker, Gipetto, the carpenter, to ask for advice.

- Sandpaper my boy, that's what you need - was the carpenter's response.

A couple of weeks later the carpenter saw Pinnochio again:

- How are you getting on with the girls now?

- Who needs girls? - replied Pinnochio!