The Recruits

Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection.

"Hey johnson!" yelled the drill instructor, "those are the ugliest shoes i've ever seen!"

"Yes, sir," the young man answered.

"Those shoes are really really ugly, right?" hollered the D.I again.

"Yes, sir!"

"And that hair- dont they have barbershops where you came from?"

"Yes, sir," answered the recruit.

"So why didnt you get a haircut?"

"I was saving up for shoes, sir!"