Greatest Pain

One day, a man walked into the dentist's office for some dental work.

The dentist said:

- Sir, you have a tooth I must pull, What type of pain killer would you like?

The man looked at the dentist and said:

- None, thanks, I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life.

The dentist said:

- Sir, pulling this tooth Will be painful, I suggest a painkiller.

The man looked back at the dentist and said:

- I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life, Nothing else will ever compare.

The dentist said:

- Sir, I'm telling you, use a painkiller.

The man again said to the dentist:

- I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life, I do not need painkillers, now pull the tooth.

The dentist then said:

- Okay, You asked for it, But first, tell me what was the second greatest pain in your life?

The man said:

- Yes, I remember it well. I was hunting in some woods north of here one snowy day. Walking through the woods, the urge came upon me and I headed over to a tree. Well, I started to do my thing, and when the first part dropped, It set off a large bear trap that was hidden in the snow that closed on my balls. That was the second greatest pain in my life.

The dentist then said:

- Ouch! But then what was the first greatest pain in your life?

The man replied:

- When I reached the end of the chain.

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