Brain Operation
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This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed. So he goes to his doctor and says:
- I've just got to marry this woman, I love her so much...
So the doctor says:
- Well, it's risky, but okay.
So into the operating room they go for the brain removal procedure.
Later, when the German guy wakes up, the doctor comes in and says:
- We are verrrryyyy sorry, but we accidentally removed 75% of your brain instead of 50%.
The guy looks up and says:
- Mama Mia!
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