The Bartender's Brother

A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, drops his pants and pisses all over the place.

The bar tender freaks out:

- You dirty disgusting pig! How dare you come into my bar and urinate! I'll beat the shit out of you...

The man begins crying:

- I'm sorry! Its ruining my life. I can't sleep. I do it every time I have a drink! It's worrying me to death, please don't hit me...

The bar tender takes pity:

- Look, I have a brother who is a psychiatrist, here's his card, why don't you see him?

The man hugs the bartender, shakes his hand and leaves with a thousand thank yous...

Six months later, the man walks into the bar, and orders a drink.

The bartender says:

- Okay, here you go... Wait! Weren't you that guy who..

- Yes, And I went and saw your brother. He is fantastic, I am completely cured.

- Well, that's great. This beer is on the house.

So the man drinks the beer, stands on the bar, drops his trousers and pisses on the bar.

- You bastard! I thought you said you were cured!

- I am! It doesn't bother me anymore...