Body Language

A young couple left the sex therapist's office determined to develop more effective body language.

- Alright - said the husband - when I want sex, I'll rub your right breast. When I don't want sex, I'll rub your left breast.

- Okay - said the wife - What should I do then?

- Well, when you want to have sex - he told her - rub my penis once. When you don't want any sex, rub it 200 times.