Surgical Error

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.

Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him:

- Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you.

- Give me the bad news first, Doc. - says the patient.

- I'm afraid that we accidentally cut your balls off during surgery, son.

- Oh my god! - the patient cries, breaking into tears.

- But the good news - the doctor adds - is that we had them biopsied and you'll be relieved to know that they weren't malignant!