Make Him Happy

The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother:

- Mom, I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy. - she said

The mother took a deep breath and began:

- When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing...

- I know how to fuck, mother - the bride-to-be interrupted.

- I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna!