What Is A Penis

On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the sun is setting. She says:

- Honey, now that we're married, will you tell me what a penis is?

He almost fell off the chair when he heard her ask. So, being her husband, he led her into their room and took his pants off.

- This, my love, is a penis. - he told her.

- Oh! - she exclaimed.

- It looks like a dick, but only much smaller!