Wedding Performance

On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance.

- Dad - says the son.

- what do I do tonight? I'm very nervous.

- Don't worry - comforts the father.

- It's all very simple. Remember that thing you used to play with as a teenager? Well, you just take that and stick it where your wife pees.

So that night, the now-confident young man takes his G.I. Joe and throws it in the toilet!