Sick At Home

- You know - a guy told his buddies.

- I'm a lucky man.

- I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I had to stay home sick from work.

- What did she do? - someone asked.

- She was so happy to have me home - he said.

- that every time someone came to the door, like the mailman or milkman, she'd shout, 'My husbands home! My husband's home!'