New Insurance Policy

After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.

Mary Ann tells the insurance agent:

- We had that house insured for one hundred thirty thousand dollars and we want our money.

The agent replies:

- Whoa there, just a minute. It doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of your house and provide you with a new one of comparable worth.

Mary Ann thought for a moment and then told the agent:

- I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband.