Politically Correct Lexicon

Insensitive Term - Preferred Term

ETHNICITY

PC people do not recognize the term, "race," as valid

• Black- African-Canadian, (NOTE: DOES NOT INCLUDE: LIBYANS, EGYPTIANS, WHITE South AFRICANS. DOES INCLUDE: PEOPLE WITH DARK SKIN REGARDLESS OF WHERE THEY ARE FROM OR WHERE THEY LIVE.)
• Oriental- Asian-Canadian (Note: Not Considered "REAL" Minorities since they tend to do well)
• Indian- Native-Canadian (NOTE: The following terms are no PC: Atlanta Braves, Cleveland Indians, Kansas City Chiefs, Washington Redskins, (Avoid these cities!)
• Chicano -Hispanic (NOTE: THE FOLLOWING ARE NOT PC: Cheech and Chong, Chico and the Man episodes, Cisco Kid, Rosarita Salsa, Speedy Gonzales, AVOID! AVOID!)
• White Trash-PC Unaware, Rustically Inclined
• WASP (white male)-insensitive Cultural Oppressor (ICO)

GENDER

(PC people don't like the word "sex" as it has confusing connotations)

• Woman- Womyn; Vaginal-Canadian
• Girl-Pre-Womyn
• Housewife-Domestic Engineer
• Fireman-Firefighter
• Stewardess-Flight Attendant
• Meter Maid-Parking Enforcement Adjudicator
• Post Man-Post Person Mail Man Person Person
• Policeman-Law Enforcement Officer; Baton Boy Cal. Clubber
• Prostitute-Sex Surrogate (Teen Victim. See: Broken Home)
• Mankind/Human-Earth Children
• Handicapped-Physically Challenged Differently Abled Handi-Capable
• Blind-Optically Darker Photonically Non-receptive
• Deaf-Visually Oriented
• Poor-Economically Unprepared
• Bum-Homeless Person Displaced Homeowner
• Hunter-Animal Assassin Meat Mercenary Bambi Butcher
• Whaler-Blubber Lovers
• Old Person /Elderly-4th-Dimentionally Extended Gerontologically Advanced
• Conservative-Right Wing Extremist Fascist Pig
• Drug Addict-Chemically Challenged
• Bald-Comb-Free
• Bisexual-Sexually Non-preferential
• Midget, Dwarf-Little People, Vertically Challenged
• Convict-Socially Separated
• Insane People-Selectively Perceptive Mental Explorers
• Learning Disability-Self-Paced Cognitive Ability
• Tree-Hugger-Environmental Activist
• Logger-Wood Weasel, Paper Pirate, Treeslayer
• Dead People-Dysfunctional Earth Children Biologically Challenged Metaphysically Challenged
• Broken Home-Dysfunctional Family
• HouseBroken-Family Dysfunction
• Cattle Ranch-Cattle Concentration Camp (CCC) "Moo-shwitz"
• Senile Bag o'Bones-Alzheimer's Victim
• Ghetto/Barrio-(EHA) Ethnically Homogenous Area
• Pre-Integrated Pre-Nirvana
• Hamburger-Seared Mutilated Animal Flesh (SMAF)
• Cheeseburger-Adding Insult to Injury
• Cheating (in School)-Academic Dishonesty
• Used Books-Recycled Books
• Trees-Oxygen Exchange Units
• Gang-Youth Group
• Slum-(EOZ) Economic Oppression Zone
• Obese- People of Mass Gravitationally Challenged
• Delicatessen- Corpse Farm Charnel House