Comeback Lines

- M: I know how to please a woman.

- W: Then please leave me alone.

- M: I want to give myself to you.

- W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

- M: Your hair color is fabulous.

- W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

- M: You look like a dream.

- W: Go back to sleep.

- M: I can tell that you want me.

- W: Yes, I want you to leave.

- M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?

- W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

- M: Your body is like a temple.

- W: Sorry, there are no services today.

- M: Is this seat empty?

- W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

- M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

- W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

- M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

- W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.