Dating Don'ts

There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...

• "I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired."
• "I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you."
• "I used to come here all the time with my ex."
• "Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour."
• "I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look."
• "And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest."
• "I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask."
• "It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am."
• "I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it."