Men's Room Personalities

21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM!

• EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
• SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
• CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
• TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
• INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
• CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
• WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
• FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
• ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
• CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
• SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
• PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
• DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
• TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
• EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
• FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
• LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
• DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
• DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
• CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
• RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.