Appliance Store Sale

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.

- I would like to buy this TV - she told the salesman.

- Sorry we don't sell to blondes - he replied.

She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told the salesman:

- I would like to buy this TV.

- Sorry we don't sell to blondes - he replied.

- Darn, he recognized me - she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time. A new haircut and new color, a new outfit, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.

- I would like to buy this TV - she told the salesman.

- Sorry we don't sell to blondes - he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed:

- How do you know I'm a blonde?

- Because that's a microwave - he replied.