Souped Up Lincoln

This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down to New Orleans. Along the way he picks up a redneck.

The redneck looks quizzically at the dash board and says:

- What are those thangs?

The driver says:

- Those are golf tees.

The redneck asks:

- What those are for?

The driver says:

- Those hold my balls when I drive.

The redneck says:

- Sheeit, these Lincolns sure come with everythang!