Life Of A Senior Citizen

Life of a Senior Citizen...

• I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts till 8 p.m.
• I'm very good at opening child-proof caps with a hammer.
• I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.
• I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, beano, & antacid.
• I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
• I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you are saying.
• I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.
• I'm so cared for: Long term care, Eye care, Private care, Dental care . . .
• I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, politicians.
• I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.
• I'm wrinkled, saggy and bumpy and that's just my left leg.
• I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.
• I'm anti-everything now: Anti-fat, Anti-smoke, Anti-noise, Anti-inflammatory
• I'm going to reveal what goes on behind closed doors . . .
  Absolutely nothing!
• I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.
• I'm in the initial stage of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP. . .
• I'm wondering . . If you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?
• I'm supporting all movements now . . .by eating bran, prunes and raisins.
• I'm a walking storeroom of facts . . .
  I've just lost the storeroom.