Universal Grade Change Form

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Joke

University

To: Professor [ ]
From: [ ]

I think my grade in your course, [ ], should be changed from [ ] to [ ] for the following reasons:

The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.
The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.
This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:
[ ] Law School
[ ] Medical School
[ ] Graduate School
[ ] Dental School
[ ] My Fraternity/Sorority
[ ] The Mickey Mouse Club
[ ] Tri County Tech
I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in [ ].
I'll lose my scholarship.
I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.
I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.
I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.
I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles.
You are prejudiced against:
[ ] Males [ ] Jews [ ] Blacks
[ ] Females [ ] Catholics [ ] Whites
[ ] Protestants [ ] Moslems [ ] Minorities
[ ] Chicanos [ ] People [ ] Students
If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.
I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:
[ ] mono
[ ] broken baby finger
[ ] acute alcoholism
[ ] pregnancy
[ ] VD
[ ] fatherhood
You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done.
I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.
I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.
The lectures were:
[ ] too detailed to pick out important points
[ ] not explained in sufficient detail
[ ] too boring
[ ] all jokes and not enough material
[ ] all of the above
This course was:
[ ] too early, I was not awake.
[ ] at lunchtime, I was hungry
[ ] too late, I was tired
My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course.
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