Confucius Say

Confucious say:

• Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
• Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
• It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!
• Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
• Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
• Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
• Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
• Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
• Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
• Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
• Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
• Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
• Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
• Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
• Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.