F Word Usage

Fuck is such a versatile word...

Greetings: How the fuck are you!
Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.
Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Confusion: What the fuck...?
Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!
Denial: I didn't fucking do it.
Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway?
Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?
Directions: Fuck off.
Chronology: It's Five-Fucking-Thirty!
Business: I hate this fucking job.
Oedipal: Motherfucker.

The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history:

• Where the fuck is all that water coming from? - Captain of the Titanic
• That's not a fucking real gun. - John Lennon
• Who's going to fucking know? - President Nixon
• Any fucking idiot could understand that. - Albert Einstein
• What the fuck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima
• It fucking does "so" look like her. - Picasso
• How the fuck did you work that out? - Pythagoras
• You want "what" on the fucking ceiling? - Michelangelo
• Fuck a duck. - Walt Disney
• Scattered showers my fucking ass! - Noah
• Pick up the fuckin' phone! - E.T.
• Fuck Logic! - Spock
• I can't breathe in this fucking thing! - Darth Vader
• Fuck I'm hungry! - Ghandi!

Do or do not, there is no fuckin' try! - Yoda