Rolls Royce Puncture

A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.

The car slowly stopped, and the chauffeur got out. After a long delay the society lady wound down the window. "Do you want a screwdriver?" she asked.

The chauffeur shrugged. "Might as well," he said, "I can't get this bloody hub cap off!!!"