Name It

After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

The bartender replied "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis."

Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said "I named mine Nike...like you know...just go for it!"

So he thought about it for a few minutes then said "I got one... Secret." The bartender said "Why Secret?" Joe said "Well...it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."