Best Pickup Lines
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- The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word.
- Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?
- I'd like to fuck your brains out, but it looks like someone beat me to it.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- Was your daddy a baker? 'Cause you sure gotta nice set of buns.
- Can I borrow a quarter? I just want to call your mother and thank her for having you!
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