Brewnette's Revenge

What is black, blue, red, and brown?
→ A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.

What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?
→ The invitation.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
→ So that brewnettes can understand them.

What is a fine lookin' man with a brewnette?
→ A hostage.