Yo Mamma Insults

- Your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows

- Your mamma is so ugly, the doctor's still smacking her ass.

- Your mamma is so funky, she used secret and it told on her.

- Your mamma's drawls is so funky, roaches checkin' in but not out.

- Your mamma is so fat, can't wear daisy dukes, wears boss hoggs.

- Your mamma is so fat, police use her as a road block.

- Your mamma is so fat, needs a six-piece bikini.

- Your mamma is so old, she reads the bible and reminises.

- Your mamma's cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.

- Your mamma is so short, her feet swings on the toilet.