Even More Blonde Riddles

What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
→ Opens the car door.

How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
→ Kick open the car door.

Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
→ More leg room.

What do blondes say after sex?
→ "Are you boys all in the same band?"

Why is a blonde like a door knob?
→ Because everybody gets a turn.

Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
→ Because she's been laid all over the country.

What important question does a blonde ask her mate before having sex?
→ Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?

How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
→ She drops her nail-file

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
→ Data transfer.

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
→ A wine cellar.

Why are there no dumb brunettes?
→ Peroxide.

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
→ They're both empty from the neck up.

What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
→ They both wriggle when you eat them.

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
→ From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
→ In case she locks the keys in her car.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
→ So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.