Christmas Puns

What do elves learn in school?
→ The ELF-abet.

How many reindeer does Santa have?
→ 11 (named below): Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph (the one with the red nose), Olive (all of the other reigndeer) and Al (Then Al the reigndeer loved him all).

What nationality is Santa Claus?
→ North Polish

What kind of bird can write?
→ A PEN-guin

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
→ Because it has long distance-runners on each side.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph-the red-nosed reindeer?
→ Beacuse every buck is dear to him.

What do you get if you deep-fry Santa Claus?
→ Crisp Cringle

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
→ We'll have a "boo" Christmas without you.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
→ "OKay everyone, sack time!"

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
→ Missletoe!!!!