You Might Be A Redneck

You Just Might Be A Redneck If...

- You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

- Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."

- You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

- Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"

- You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'

- You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

- Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

- Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

- You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."

- The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

- One of your kids was born on a pool table.

- You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

- Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.

- You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

- You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

- Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."

- Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.