Restroom Wall Graffiti

You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area...

• The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. — Women's rest room, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill.
• If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here - Your asshole is in Washington! — Men's rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Wash.
• Beauty is only a light switch away. — Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N.C.
• If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives. — Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.
• Remember, it's not "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?" — Rest stop off Route 81, W. VA.
• God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? — The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.
• Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. — The Bayou, Baton Rouge, La.
• No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. — Men's rest room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N.C.
• It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. — Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Ariz.
• A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. — Women's rest room, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Tex.
• Watch out for gay limbo dancers. — Inside toilet stall door, men's rest room?
• Express Lane: Five beers or less. — Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, Ariz.
• You're too good for him. — Sign over mirror in women's rest room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
• No wonder you always go home alone. — Sign over mirror in men's rest room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
• What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. — Men's rest room, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY