Bumper Stickers

Bumper stickers seen this weekend .....

- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

- I have the body of a god........ Buddha.

- This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.

- Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

- The face is familiar but i can't quite remember my name.

- Illiterate? Write for help.

- Honk if anything falls off.

- He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.

- This isn't my idea of a good time.

- It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

- Uniquely maladjusted, but fun.

- This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.

- I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on disk somewhere.

- Oh, evolve!

- Gone crazy be back shortly.

- If you're not outraged you're not paying attention.