Internet Addiction Quips

Can any of you relate to these "addiction" quips? I sure can :)

- The last time you looked at the clock it was 11:30pm, and in what seems like only a few seconds later, your little sister runs past you to catch her 7am school bus.

- The remote to the T.V. is missing...and you don't even care.

- You begin to wonder how your ISP can call 400 hours per month "unlimited!"

- You ask a plumber if he could replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.

- The last girl you picked up was a 800x66 jpeg.

- You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP ...because you never log off!

- Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed with us."

- You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's got work to do" and you don't even have a job.

- You scan restroom stall for hot HTML addresses.

- You have comandeered your teenager's phone line for the net and even his friends know not to call on his line anymore.

- You check your email. It says "no new messages." So you check it again...and again...and again...

- You suddenly realize there is not a sound in the house, and you have no clue where your children are.

- Your dog has its own home page.

- You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.

- You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.

- Your bookmark list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

- You're surprised to learn there's also a 2 o'clock in the "afternoon".

- You unsuccessfully try to download pizza from www.dominos.com.

- Your mouse-clicking forearm rivals Popeye's.

- Batteries in the TV remote now last for years.

- Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.