Death by Job Title

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.

- I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession.

The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living.

- I'm a cop - says the first man.

- Then we will shoot your penis off! - said the sheik.

He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living.

- I'm a firemen - said the second man.

- Then we will burn your penis off! - said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man:

- And you, what do you do for a living?

And the third man answered, with a sly grin:

- I'm a lollipop salesman!