Late For Work

The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.

The boss called her into his office and said:

- Now look Sharon, Iknow we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over. I expectyou to conduct yourself like any other employee around here.

The boss pressed on:

- Who told you you could come and go as youplease around here ?

Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said:

- ....

- My lawyer.