Divorce Court

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says:

- Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.

- Because, - the man says - I live in a two-story house.

The Judge replies:

- What kind of a reason is that! What's the big deal about a two-story house?

The man answers:

- Well Judge, one story is...I have a headache and the other story is It's that time of the month!