Signs You're Canadian

Here's some sure signs you may be a Canadian...

• You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
• You understand, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."
• You know what it means to be on 'pogey'.
• You know that "a mickey" and "2-4's" mean "Party at the cabin, eh!!"
• You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national anthem.
• You can drink legally while still a 'teen'.
• You don't give a hoot about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel to and has good cigars.
• You're not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and don't want to know if he has!
• You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
• You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."
• You know that Canada is the only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
• You dismiss all beers under 6% alcohol content as "for children and the elderly, and for export to the US".
• You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
• You believe "the Canadian Conspiracy" should have won an Oscar.
• You laugh afterward at some U.S. citizens' lack of knowledge of Canadian geography, but you are too polite to correct them.
• You design your Hallowe'en costume to fit over a snowsuit.
• You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
• You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
• You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
• At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
• You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
• The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
• You know which leaves make good toilet paper.