Halloween Riddles

What do Skeletons say before eating?
→ Bone Appetite.

What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
→ Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.

Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
→ He was caught drinking on the job.

Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
→ Women can see right through them.

Why are Vampires Democrats?
→ They want Gore in 2000.

What kind of clothes do Zombies wear?
→ Decay NY.

Why aren't there any famous skeletons?
→ They're a bunch of no bodies.

What kind of music do Mummies listen to?
→ Wrap.

What do you call a guy turned on by a witch?
→ Scared stiff.