Heaven's Special Rooms

A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he belongs to. The man tells him and Saint Peter says:

- oh, we have a lot of your kind here. In fact, we have a special room for all of you so you can all be together!

He leads the man down a long hallway with doors on either side.

They pass one door and they hear a bunch of yelling and hollering inside.

- Who's in that room? - the man asks.

- Oh, those are the holy rollers - says Saint Peter.

- They make a lot of noise but they're pretty harmless.

They pass by another door which is nearly shaking off its hinges.

- Who's in there? - the man asks.

- That's the room for the Shakers - replies Saint Peter.

Then they approach another door. Saint Peter whispers to the man:

- we must be very quiet going past this door. Don't make a sound.

They tiptoe past the door and when they get farther down the hallway the man asks Saint Peter who was in that room.

- Oh, those are the Catholics. They think they're the only ones up here!