Coffee Versus Women

Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:

- Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some.

- You won't get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3 AM.

- Coffee never runs out.

- No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.

- You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.

- When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.

- Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.

- Coffee can be ready in 15 minutes or less.

- White men can take black coffee home to their parents.

- Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream on it.

- You can always heat up coffee.

- Coffee smells and looks good in the morning.

- If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.

- Two words; INSTANT COFFEE !