How They Do It

  • Accountants do it with Double Entry
  • Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
  • Ambulance drivers come quicker
  • Australians do it Down Under
  • Bach did it using the organ
  • Bankers do it with interest
  • Bartenders do it on the Rocks
  • Batman does it using his Robin
  • Bookkeepers do it for the record
  • Bosses delegate the task to others
  • Chess players check their Mates
  • Cops do it with cuffs
  • DJs do it on request
  • Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
  • Dentists do it orally
  • Detectives do it under cover
  • Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers
  • Elevator men do it up and down
  • Engineers do it to specifications
  • Engineers do it to a first order approximation
  • Firemen do it with a big hose
  • Frank Sinatra does it his way
  • Garbagemen come twice a week
  • Gardeners do it on the bushes
  • Gas attendants Pump all day
  • Golfers do it in 18 holes
  • Landlords do it every 1st of the month
  • Managers make others do it
  • Marketing reps do it on commission
  • Pizza delivery man comes in 30 minutes or it's free
  • Teachers do it with class
  • Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
  • Zoologists do it with animals
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