Hillbilly Medical Dictionary

  • adenoids.....(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto
  • anasthesia...(n) Rushun princess y'all red 'bout in skool.
  • antacid......(n) aloosinagenic drugs uzed by itty bitty bugz.
  • bowel........(n) A alfabit letter lyke A, E, I, O, or U or why?
  • bronchitis...(n) dinosour frum the plastikseen age; extinked.
  • catscan......(v) lukin' fer hookers (don y'all do this)
  • cauterize....(v) makin' eye contak with a hooker (berry dangerous)
  • d & c........(n) Warshingtun; whar the weirdos, purvurts, & kongress type peepul live.
  • emema........(n) sumone who ain't never no frend no how
  • fester.......(n) yer unkles name (mos likelee)
  • genital......(n) head of a army, fer sample, Genital Robert E. Lee
  • heart........(v) when u cauz pain to some1
  • hypodermic...(n) huge, big, fat zoo crittur; mostly live in de woter
  • mamogram.....(n) short note sent 2 yer ma er other female
  • papsmear.....(v) when peepul sez veri ugli things bout yer pappy
  • recovery.....(n) place wear yew fix up yer fernitur
  • rectum.......(v) whut happenz when yew drive yer pick up truck drunk
  • seizure......(n) Emperore of Rome.
  • series.......(n) tv continuin show, fer sample, Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
  • testicles....(n) books of the Bible
  • tumor........(n) how many beers yew can drink after last call
  • urine........(v) xact oppisyte of yerrout
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