Letters to Landlords

Woo-hoo...check out these letters from tenants to landlords!

• "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared."
• "Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. . . ."
• "The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?"
• "Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old page pensioner and need it straight away."
• "I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."
• "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door."
• "The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous."
• "I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall."
• "Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it."
• "Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink."
• "Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces."
• "Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us."