Blonde Riddles

What's a blonde's favorite wine?
→ "Daddy! can I go to Miami!"

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
→ She turned it over and used the other side.

How do you change a blonde's mind?
→ Blow in her ear.

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
→ There are some things even a blonde won't do.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
→ She moved.

Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning?
→ They think someone is taking their picture.

What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
→ You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!

Why do blondes have square breasts?
→ Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
→ You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Why can't blondes count to 70?
→ Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
→ Some traffic signs say stop.

What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag?
→ "Mary... that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
→ The noise gave her a headache.

What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
→ Not everyone has been in a 747.

What do blondes say after sex?
→ "Thanks, guys!"